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春だ！野球だ！ジャニーズだ！ (ya I know it really isn't spring but STFU that's the title)

  • Jan. 23rd, 2006 at 4:15 AM
kyuhyun & yesung :3
AHAHAHAH so I downloaded the "J-SPORTS 2005 EAST vs WEST" thing...

be warned. it's 4:15am and I haven't slept.




I guess there was a little baseball match thingy in Johnny's last April... I shall relate to you the story of this match.



Chubebs started the first inning pitching. but wut? HE SUCKED. even he seemed puzzled.



and then Baru-chan WAY missed an easy catch. OOPS



but Chubebs still sucked it up. in fact they were forced to switch him out with Yasu. but Yasu plays softball apparently and threw the ball strangely.



and so the teams switched out. Who pitched for the other team? KAME'S BROTHER WTFFFFF HE'S NOT EVEN IN JOHNNY'S



then it was Ryo's turn to bat. he seemed a bit nervous.



... and then he choked under the pressure. he felt compelled to apologize.



during the K8 perf, Chubebs didn't even bother to lift his mic during his solo.



next inning: Yasu accidentally hit Tsuba with the ball.





meanwhile, the West team was getting totally pwned. and this perplexed Hina.



they even had to call out Baru to bat, but not before he could get acquainted with that strange object first.



but then Kame's otouto hit Uchi with the ball. OH NOES



and before they knew it, it was Ryo's turn again. he wished things wouldn't repeat themselves.



but they did.



and you know what? Kame's otouto even hit Yoko with the ball. but unlike Uchi he got pissed and ran after him.



somehow Maru fell down during this mob, so the natural course of action was to kick him. duh.



they were so cruel, they didn't even help him up



Yonemura pwned things up. I can't decide whether he's just got a great pokerface or he really just doesn't give a shit



and Kitayama got a run in too. he was happy



In the end, Kansai Jrs were just reminded that they suck.


THE END


srsly though, if anyone's interested I could upload this on yousendit or megaupload or something. it's pretty funny
  • Mood: amused amused
  • Music:レミオロメン／朝顔

Comments

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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
PWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I remember reading somewhere that Ryo announced that Uchi wasn't going to pitch anymore, because when he does THEY LOSE. AHAHAHAH Seems those wrists aren't made for baseball XDDD

And ROFL SHOTA THREW UNDERARMED OMG SO FUNNI
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
OMG yeah he walked like 50000 people instead of them even being able to hit the ball because he srsly couldn't even throw it into the right area WUT

yah he did... so I guess it's appropriate to say HEY YASU J00 THROW LIEK A GURL

yes I'm still awake WTF it's 7:10am
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 05:41 am (UTC)
I love that Chubebs tries though. he always looks so confused when he can't throw. you'd think he'd realise he was a shitty player by now XD
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 05:44 am (UTC)
maybe he thinks he's living in a manga and if he ganbares enough he will develop super sports skillz0rz and will pwn all
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:05 am (UTC)
awww chubebs XD

i'd cheer for him ;D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:17 am (UTC)
i'd buy him beer wait no
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:37 am (UTC)
ROFL Well then, i guess i'll have to accompany him to AA meetings :P
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
I dunno, being his alcoholic gf/wifey sounds like it might be fun too tho.
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
Actually, you're right *slips a couple of shots of vodka into his orange jucie*

;D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:43 am (UTC)
LOLz this summer I should go to Japan and buy Uchi drinks xDD
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:48 am (UTC)
OMG I COME WITH YOU. He may be skinny, but you'll need some help stuffing him in your suitcase and smuggling him out of the country GETTING HIM DRUNK AND TAKING LURID PHOTOS OF HIM :D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)
BY ALL MEANS DO HELP. xD

what's going to be difficult is how I'm going to figure out how to sneak both Shige and Tego back with me. That's gonna be tough. D:
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
OK HERE'S THE PLAN. Once we kidnap Chubebs we contact Ryo and tell him he needs to meet us somewhere to get him back. Seeing as Ryo is like skinny as and is kinda un co-ordinated we can knock him out and then dump him in our super secret hiding place that we've yet to find.

THEN we contact Tego and tell him we've got Ryo and he won't get any sex unless he meets us somewhere as well. Repeat the surprise attack step and in turn use Tego as the bait for Shige.

It all works wonferfully because in the end the boys all suffer from Stockholm Syndrome and end up loving their captors intstead of fearing us.


Yes. See. All worked out :D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
uh-oh! But Ryotan has been working out / buffing up lately. This may be a problem. oh but I know! I can woo him with my foreign-looks 'cos he likes gaijin peoples and then you can knock him out. yesh. hm and would tego mind if he had one fewer boy to smex up tho? cos he liek THE pimp of news. he could so replace ryo. still, I like the plan. >D

Here's what I had in mind:
Once I go study abroad at Waseda, I track Tego down and kidnap him. After having some mindblowing sex and winning him over, we can proceed with basically the rest of your plan LOLz. Something like that anyhow AHAHAH
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[info]aiturnizzle wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
ROFLLL If all else fails, we should just flash our boobies at them. Not only will ALL of NewS be PWND, but pretty much all of Kanjani as well :D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 24th, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
roflll well ya i mean chubeb's favorite word is "oppai". pretty much explains what he's into lol
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[info]renrui wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
XD SO FUNNY :D:D
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[info]minarri wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
JE = CRACKTASTIC.

It's a scientifically supported fact.
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